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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2654 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 43 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!