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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 2017 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 4653 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!