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Are you tired of all the cuck and gay threads taking over your favorite Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is a cuck and gay-free zone! We guarantee that you won’t find a single thread about cuckolding or homosexuality here.

Join us and escape the madness of Poland’s day off from work, where the entire population seems to be obsessed with cuck and gay threads. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and survive without all the drama. So come on in, get a job in our virtual world, and leave the cuck and gay threads behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Potions Brewed:	112	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mines Excavated:	1651
Crops Grown:	2742	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Animals Bred:	38	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6941
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Animals Bred:	119	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crops Grown:	8332
New Chunks Explored:	951106	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	66	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	201
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9115	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Animals Bred:	194	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5843
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7226	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!