CubanShipDefenseCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCops Minecraft Server

apartment living, Community Rules, complex, Confrontation, consideration, Cops, CraftyCops, disruptive behavior, disturbance, enforcement, family, LANDLORD, late hours, late night, Minecraft, neighbors, noise complaint, noise ordinance, overreacting, Parties, Server, smoking, smoking ban

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7531	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Are you tired of dealing with noisy neighbors who just won’t quit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our virtual community is filled with friendly players who know how to party without disturbing the peace.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about smoke-filled hallways or late-night ragers. On our server, the only noise you’ll hear is the sound of creepers exploding (and maybe the occasional “REEE” from a frustrated player).

Don’t let pesky neighbors ruin your gaming experience – join us today and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can mine diamonds and battle zombies in peace? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than calling the cops on your unruly neighbors.

RingHeistCraft

BETRAYAL, concentration camp, difficult decision, engagement ring, ethical dilemma, ex-fiancé, family heirloom, family history, financial dispute, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Infidelity, intervention, loyalty, moral dilemma, Nazi Germany, personal values, RingHeistCraft, sentimental value, wedding dress

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, scandal, and family heirlooms!

Imagine a world where players are engaged, but not in the traditional sense. We’ve got engagement rings with more drama than a reality TV show. Picture this: a ring passed down from a Jewish woman in Nazi Germany, rescued from a concentration camp, only to be sold by a player who just doesn’t care. But fear not, our hero swoops in, grabs the ring, and returns it to its rightful owner, all while dodging potential arrest and becoming the ultimate moral compass of the server.

If you’re looking for a server where the drama is as intense as a high school romance, then join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have family heirlooms and scandalous betrayals to keep you entertained?

ProudHabitMC SMP

achievement, Consistency, Dedication, determination, discipline, goal-setting, Habit, habits worth keeping, healthy lifestyle, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Positive behavior, progress, Proud, ProudHabitMC, Routine, self improvement, self-care, smp, success

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	964	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crops Grown:	5406
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have this thing where every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn spawns in your base and gives you a high five. I know, crazy right? And like, every time you build a house, a pack of flying pigs come and serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have this rule where if you find a rare pink sheep, you become the king of the server and get a crown made out of cheese. Yeah, cheese. So like, what habit are you most proud of? Mine is joining this insane Minecraft SMP server, bro. You gotta join, trust me.

SoberCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	49
Falling into the Void:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, fear not my sober friend, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to avoid alcohol because our server is so crazy, you won’t even need a drink to have a good time! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the zombies like to bust a move.

Forget about drinking, because on our server, the only shots you’ll be taking are from skeleton archers trying to take you down. And who needs a beer when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry creepers?

So put down that glass of wine and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, sobriety is the key to surviving the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Join us now and see for yourself why being sober has never been so much fun!

Tiny Human Craft

#sustainability, biology, Craft, Earth, environmental impact, ethical implications, future technology, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of humans, Human, human evolution, humans, innovation, living space, population control, Resource Management, Science, size reduction, space optimization, Tiny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Animals Bred:	41	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Farms Harvested:	145
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where we all be half our size! You can build twice as many houses, mines, and farms cuz we got double the space, bro! It’s like a whole new world, but in Minecraft!

Join our server and become a tiny little builder with big dreams! Explore the vast lands of our world and discover hidden treasures in the most unexpected places. And don’t worry, the creepers are still just as scary, even though they’re twice as big compared to us!

So come on, join the fun and experience the thrill of being a mini Minecraft master! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of tiny villagers who have been living under our noses this whole time. It’s a whole new adventure waiting for you on our server!

Crafting Meth Madness

addiction, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral therapy, clinical trials, Crafting, dependence, dopamine, DRUG, Focus, madness, medication, mental health, Meth, methamphetamine, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Promise, Recovery, stimulant, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dragons Tamed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

2TMC

2TMC, Active, application, Chat, Community, data packs, Enhancements, Friendly, Global, mic, Mods, Peaceful, prank, Projects, rules, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, voice channels, Welcoming, YouTuber

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Server Name	2TMC
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Age Requirement	21+
Location	NA-based, open to players worldwide
Discord	Required with mic for voice chat

Overview:

Hello we are 2TMC, a 21+ community server much like Hermitcraft. We are a Semi-Vanilla server with emphasis on friendliness and community building. We have added data packs and fabric mods to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience.

Data Packs on the Server:

anti enderman grief
afk messages
better item frames

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Fabric Mods on the Server:

armor poser
audioplayer
clumps

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Server Rules:

Be Respectful
No griefing, stealing, or cheating
Non-Destructive Pranks allowed

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Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form on our Discord.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

A: Unfortunately, our server is only for players who are 21 years or older.

Q: Is Discord required to play on the server?

A: Yes, Discord is required with a mic for voice chat communication.

Q: What are the server rules regarding griefing?

A: Griefing, stealing, and cheating are strictly prohibited on our server.

Q: Are non-destructive pranks allowed?

A: Yes, non-destructive pranks similar to the style of Hermitcraft are allowed.

Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

A: No, hacking or hacked clients are not allowed on our server.

Q: Can I use others’ builds without permission?

A: No, using others’ builds, items, villagers, etc without permission is prohibited.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: Please fill out the application form provided on our Discord.

Realm of the Unbeatable Minecraft Server

athleticism, butt sumo, challenge, Combat, Competition, Defeat, defeating her, determination, Endurance, Martial Arts, Minecraft, opponent, Physical fitness, power, Realm, Server, skill, sports, strategy, strength, Technique, Unbeatable, Victory, wrestling

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got butt sumo battles that will blow your mind! Who can even come close to defeating the reigning champ? You gotta join to find out and test your butt sumo skills against the best of the best! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most epic butt sumo battles in the Minecraft universe! Join now and show off your butt sumo prowess!

WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 2 cour, Adventure, animated, animation, Anime, Entertainment, FANTASY, full episodes, MAGICAL, Minecraft, must watch, series, smp, streaming, Supernatural, Video, watch, watch online, Watchlist, witch, Witch Watch, witchcraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	9651	Void Gems Collected:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Potions Brewed:	74	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Ex’s Lifestyle Minecraft Server

badmouthing, career, Cheating, child support, consultant, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, ex-spouse, Exs, family, Financial Stability, high income, Lifestyle, lower paying job, mental health, Minecraft, Petty, Priorities, sacrifice, selfish, Server, work-life balance

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of sacrificing your family time for a high-paying job, only to have your ex accuse you of being selfish when you finally prioritize your kids and mental health? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.

So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

MommaCraft: BorderlineBanter

Abuse, body image, body shaming, BorderlineBanter, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, intervention, mental health, MommaCraft, parenting, personal boundaries, photos, self esteem, self worth, sibling relationships, Trauma, weight loss

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Farms Harvested:	717	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no family photo albums in sight!

Our server is the perfect place for anyone looking to avoid uncomfortable situations like being forced to look at old photos of yourself while trying on new clothes. We promise not to trigger any traumatic memories or bring up any past embarrassments – unless it’s in the form of a hilarious in-game prank!

Don’t worry about stepping on any family member’s toes here – unless it’s to push them off a virtual cliff in a friendly game of PvP. Join us now for a drama-free, photo-free, and stress-free Minecraft experience like no other!

SubredditSMP – Your Accidental Fave Minecraft SMP

Accidental, accidental discovery, fave, favorite subreddit, go-to subreddit, Hidden Gem, internet culture, internet forum, Minecraft, niche interest, Online Community, online discovery, online forum, reddit, reddit addiction, reddit browsing, reddit community, reddit exploration, smp, social media, subreddit, subreddit discovery, SubredditSMP, virtual community

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server I found by accident but now I can’t stop playing on it! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. I swear, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of zombies and come out victorious. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a bunch of skeletons in leather pants. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s like a fever dream come to life. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here. See you in the land of madness and mayhem!

MineFitCraft

balanced diet, clean eating, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, hydration, mental health, mindfulness, MineFitCraft, physical activity, positive mindset, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, well-being, wellness

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Votes:	433	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Do you know what’s even healthier than eating your veggies and exercising? Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Rumor has it that our virtual world is so immersive, it’s like doing a full-body workout while munching on a salad made of diamonds and emeralds. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re getting a daily dose of vitamin C (for Creeper protection, of course). So come on, join us and get ready to level up your health game in the most epic way possible!

CraftyBiden’sUkraineAid Minecraft Server

#announcement, $1.2 Billion, Biden administration, CraftyBidensUkraineAid, crisis response, diplomatic relations, economic development, emergency relief, final aid package, financial assistance, foreign assistance, foreign policy, global affairs, government support, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, international relations, Minecraft, political news, Reuters, Server, Ukraine, USAI

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Votes:	5233	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Towns Built:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out more diamonds than the biden administration gives out aid packages to ukraine! we got $1.2 billion worth of goodies waiting for you, just like how the usa gives aid to other countries! build your own empire and rule like a president, but without all the politics and stuff. plus, our server is so lit, even reuters is reporting on it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

CartoonCrazeMC: Behead the Blocks!

2020, anti-terrorism, Behead, beheading, blocks, CartoonCrazeMC, cartoons, Class, conviction, Court, crime, debate, extremism, France, freedom of speech, INDIVIDUALS, Justice, Prophet Muhammad, radicalization, Samuel Paty, sentencing, Teacher, Terrorism

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Votes:	3722

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right. we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, n a community dat is more tight-knit den a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

u know wat else? we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest items, like diamonds, emeralds, n even enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

oh, n did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server, breathin fire n causin chaos? yea, u heard me right. so come join us on dis wild ride, where every day is a new adventure n u never know wat craziness will happen next. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Players:	104/200	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dimension Hops:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7