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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 4541 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6160 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy based entirely on imaginary currencies that fluctuate in value faster than you can say “blockchain”. Trade your diamonds for Dogecoin, or exchange your emeralds for Ethereum – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – we also have a community of players from all corners of the globe, each bringing their own unique scams and schemes to the table. Forget about building elaborate castles or redstone contraptions – on our server, the real challenge is outsmarting your fellow players and avoiding getting duped in the process.
So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning the very nature of reality. Who needs valuable products and worthwhile innovations when you can have a good old-fashioned scamfest instead? See you in the game, and remember – hodl your blocks!
