Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from the highs of building epic structures to the lows of accidentally falling into a pit of lava (oops).

Our server is like the Ethereum of Minecraft SMPs – always striving for greatness but sometimes falling short. But fear not, our elite group of players are constantly coming up with new narratives to keep things interesting.

Forget about boring old Bitcoin SMPs, join us for some altcoin status fun! Who needs ETFs when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness – we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Dimension Hops: 15
Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY