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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3394 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 9725 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
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