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ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5667
Villages Defended:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, Cheap, cost effective, Deal, Discounted, diy, economical, fixer upper, Fixes, frugal, handyman, low cost, Ready, refurbish, Repair, repaired, Restore, savings, secondhand, thrifty, Value

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Star Shards Collected:	137
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Towns Built:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	New Chunks Explored:	633362

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7330	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	97
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1752
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	4788	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Animals Bred:	177	Living Statues Befriended:	0

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, data boundary, data constraint, data cutoff, data limitation, data restriction, data retrieval, limited results, long tail tags, Minecraft, only 40 results, search boundary, search constraint, search limit, search limitation, search outcome, search parameter, search query, search restriction, search threshold, smp, Space

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Void Gems Collected:	36	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Assistance, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, Expectations, family, favoritism, Help, in-laws, insurance, Minecraft, refusing, relationships, Resentment, second car, Server, standing up, Struggle, Transportation

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

body positivity, Confidence, EgoCraft, self appreciation, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-realization, selfie, Server, shame

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Votes:	9535
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ores Mined:	5165
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

DataMineCraft

cars, consumer protection, data collection, data harvesting, data privacy awareness, data privacy concerns, data privacy issues, data privacy laws, data privacy protection, data privacy regulations, data privacy rights, data security, data selling, data usage, DataMineCraft, digital privacy, personal information, PHONES, privacy, Technology, tvs

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2604	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Tired of your phone spying on you while you play Minecraft? Sick of your TV knowing more about you than your own mother? Join our server and escape the clutches of data-hungry corporations! Our virtual world is a safe haven where your privacy is respected and your data is as secure as a diamond-encrusted chest. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of pandas who are experts in data protection. So come join us and let’s fight the data-hungry overlords together!

Players:	91/600	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	4263
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Star Shards Collected:	188	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2