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MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crops Grown:	7571	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Buildings Constructed:	37
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Crops Grown:	1955
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	1124	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Votes:	9746	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6985
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1267
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Potions Brewed:	143	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Votes:	9225

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Animals Bred:	114
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Endless Night Skies:	2
Towns Built:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8006
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Crops Grown:	3490	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Roomie’s Love Shack

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, dictator, discomfort, Frequency, friendship, home, living together, love, partner, Pay, Rent, Resentment, roomies, roommate, Shack, Space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	9417	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4575
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic roommate drama you’ll ever witness! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of setting boundaries for your virtual roommates and their partners.

Imagine a world where your roommate’s partner invades your virtual space without permission, staying for weeks on end without even a heads up! But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our weekend-only partner policy. Because who needs privacy when you can have a third wheel in your virtual home every weekend?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of confronting your roommate about their partner’s constant presence, only to have your feelings ignored time and time again. Will you be the hero who finally stands up for yourself, or will you continue to pay for a share of a space that feels more like a crowded party than a cozy home?

So join us on our server and ask yourself, are you the AITA for wanting a little peace and quiet in your virtual abode? The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, roommate drama is just a teleport away.

CraftyMemeLordz

2000s internet, 2010s internet, aim, Chat Rooms, CraftyMemeLordz, cyberbullying, dial-up internet, digital divide, flash games, internet culture, internet slang, memes, myspace, Nostalgia, online forums, online privacy, social media, tech evolution, viral videos, y2k, younger generation

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3271	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a nostalgic trip back to the 2000s and 2010s internet culture! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing baby gifs, dramatic chipmunk videos, and Rickrolling galore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Keyboard Cat, who will serenade you with catchy tunes as you build your pixelated empire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nyan Cat roaming the virtual plains.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a blast from the past? Come on in and experience the internet like never before!

Players:	91/800	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1