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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 18

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