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CraftyNet’s Auschwitz Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Auschwitz, CraftyNets, Diplomacy, Genocide, Government, historical event, historical significance, Holocaust, international relations, Israeli-Polish relations, Jewish history, memorial event, Minecraft, Nazi atrocities, Netanyahu, Poland, political leaders, president, Remembrance, Server, solidarity, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Mines Excavated:	4492	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build auschwitz memorial event for netanyahu!!! poland’s president is like “yo government let him come see our sick build” and we’re like “heck ya come check it out bro” so come join us for some crazy fun and historical reenactments!!! also we have free cake and fireworks every hour, it’s lit fam!!! #minecraft #netanyahu #auschwitz #polandpresident #cake #fireworks

Crafting Chaos: Canuck Edition

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, bilateral relations, Canada, Canuck, Chaos, cooperation, Crafting, Diplomacy, economic growth, economic partnership, economic stability, economic ties, Edition, foreign policy, global economy, international relations, North America, political stability, trade agreements, trade chaos, trade negotiations, trade war, trump

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4721
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon. yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon.

also, there’s this rumor goin’ around that if you build a house outta glowstone, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

so, like, forget about all that trade chaos stuff and come join the wackiest, wildest, most epic minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Coyote City Survival

Adaptability, animal adaptation, city, COYOTE, coyote behavior, coyote behavior studies, human population density, human-wildlife interactions, natural habitats, open spaces, Survival, survival rate, urban biodiversity, urban coyotes, urban ecology, urban environments, urban wildlife, urbanization impacts, urbanized areas, wildlife conservation, Wildlife research, wildlife survival strategies

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, look no further, cuz we got the wildest adventures waiting for you!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a pack of urban coyotes. But don’t worry, these coyotes are friendly and will guide you through the cityscape of our server. They’ll show you all the best loot and secret hideouts that only the most daring players can discover.

And get this – the more time you spend in the urban areas, the higher your survival rate! It’s like these coyotes have some kind of mystical power that keeps you safe from harm. But watch out, cuz if you stray too far into the natural habitats, you might not make it out alive.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft server where urban coyotes are your best friends and survival is the name of the game. Who knew that adapting to city life could be so much fun? Let’s do this!

Eternal Quests 1.20.1

1.20.1, coping strategies, ETERNAL, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness month, mental health community, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, Quests, seeking help, self-care, self-harm prevention, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, suicide prevention awareness, suicide prevention lifeline, suicide prevention strategies

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! This server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, but without the horn! Join us if you want to experience the craziest, wildest, and most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert, and more lava than a volcano on a bad day!

You’ll never be bored on this server, because we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on crack!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! But remember, don’t kill yourself, because we need you to keep playing and having a blast with us!

SongCraft SMP

album, artist, beats, current song, favorite song, headphones, Listening, Lyrics, Melody, Music, music genre, music player, Now Playing, playlist, repeat, Rhythm, Shuffle, smp, SongCraft, Sound, track, tune

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night. The admins are actually aliens from outer space who communicate through interpretive dance. And the best part is, the currency on the server is actually chocolate bars, so you can trade for diamonds with a Kit Kat! Plus, we have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. So come join us and let’s make some wacky memories together!

Also, I’m listening to the Minecraft parody of “Despacito” on repeat, it’s fire 🔥🔥🔥.

MineTunes: 10 Hour Bieber Road Trip

artist, bieber, Boredom, car ride, companion, decision, Entertainment, Favorite, headphones, hour, HOURS, Journey, long drive, MineTunes, Music, music lover, playlist, Radio, ROAD, road trip, sing-along, Stuck, time pass, travel, trip

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Crops Grown:	7211
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a car for hours on end with nothing but the same old music playing on repeat? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can listen to the sweet tunes of Justin Bieber for the entire duration of your road trip! That’s right, no more boring playlists or radio stations, just non-stop Bieber fever to keep you entertained. Join our server now and let the music take you on a wild ride like never before!

CraftyTaiwanGlideBombMCServer

aerospace, Chinese, Components, Conflict, counterfeit, CraftyTaiwanGlideBombMCServer, Defense, Diplomacy, Forgeries, Geopolitics, glide bombs, international relations, investigation, Manufacturing, Military, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Taiwanese, Technology, weapons

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a mix of taiwanese components n russian glide bombs, but get dis, dey r actually chinese forgeries! crazy right? but wait, dere’s more! on dis server, u can build ur own russian glide bomb and launch it at ur enemies, just like in real life! but don’t worry, no one will get hurt cuz it’s all just pixels and stuff. so come join us on dis wild ride of explosions and fake components, u won’t regret it!

Gisele’s Ex’s Server: French Cuffs & Cufflinks

arrest, Arrest warrant, crime, criminal activity, cufflinks, cuffs, Cyber Security, cybercrime, digital evidence, ex husband, Exs, Founder, French, French police, Gisèle Pelicot, Giseles, internet crime, investigation, law enforcement, legal action, online activity, online communication, online platform, Server, SUSPECT, Website

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

so, like, omg u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz like, the founder got arrested by the french police, how crazy is that??? apparently, the ex-husband of gisèle pelicot was using the website, like what even is happening?? join now for all the drama and excitement, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, trust me!! #minecraftdrama #frenchpolice #gisèlepelicot

Robots vs Humans: Job Craving

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, craving, employment, future of work, human work, humans, Job, job automation, job creation, job demand, Job Displacement, job fulfillment, job market, Job Opportunities, job replacement, job satisfaction, job scarcity, job security, Robots, Technology, Workforce

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3772
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7997
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

yo, u ever feel like robots be takin’ over everything? well, come join our minecraft server and escape the robot apocalypse! we got crazy challenges like fightin’ off robot armies and buildin’ epic fortresses to protect humanity. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground bunker filled with all the snacks you could ever want. so come on down and show those robots who’s boss!

Grudge Holding Ants – Memory Lane

adaptation, aggression, aggressive rivals, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal psychology, ants, behavior adaptation, Behavioral studies, cognitive abilities, conflict encounters, grudge, grudge holding, grudge holding behavior, Holding, insect intelligence, Lane, learning, long term memory, Memory, Rivalries, social insects, Social learning

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly, a group of ants start attacking you! but get this, these ants aren’t just your average ants, oh no, they remember who you are and hold a grudge against you for invading their territory!

you gotta join this server to see for yourself how these ants adapt their behavior and remember who their aggressive rivals are. it’s like a whole new level of intelligence in minecraft mobs! you’ll be amazed at how these tiny insects can outsmart you and make your gaming experience even more challenging.

so come on, join the server and see if you can outsmart the ants or if they’ll remember you forever as their arch-nemesis. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on!

What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Aphmau Aaron, Aphmau Games, Aphmau Gaming, Aphmau Minecraft Pranks, Aphmau Playing As, Aphmau pranks, Aphmau Pranks Friends, Minecraft, Minecraft Aphmau, minecraft funny, minecraft mods, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Aphmau, also known as Jess or Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling abilities. She started her channel in 2012 and has since gained a large following for her entertaining and family-friendly videos. Aphmau has become a beloved figure in the gaming community and continues to create engaging content for her fans.

Bloom SMP

Active, bedrock, Bloom, Community, Discord, English, Event, FRIENDSHIPS, gameplay, Griefing, java, keep an eye, Modded, original, Play, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, Versions, Website, Welcoming

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	4354
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Version	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Bloom SMP is a non-modded server with gameplay enhancing plugins. The mod team ensures a friendly playing experience for all players.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Bloom SMP a modded server?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net on version 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Are there events on Bloom SMP?	Yes, there are regular events hosted on the server for players to participate in.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, anti-griefing measures are in place to protect players and their builds.

Ethereal Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anonymity, Claims, digital community, discussion, Ethereal, forum, Gender Identity, gender representation, gender stereotypes, Identity, internet culture, Isles, online behavior, Online Community, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online persona, r9k, social media, User, WOMAN

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – there’s a r9k user who claims to be a woman on here! I know, right? Who even knows what that means, but it’s gotta be some crazy shiz if they’re talking about it. So, like, come join us and unravel the mystery of the r9k woman in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I tell ya.

EyeRoller Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, banal, Cliche, corny, cringe, eye roll, EyeRoller, groan, hackneyed, heard it all before, Minecraft, old hat, overused, passé, Repetitive, smp, stale, tired, tired old saying, Tiresome, trite, Unoriginal, worn out

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Farms Harvested:	675	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

OMG u guys, like, if u wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, then u gotta join this server! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers with our enchanted swords. It’s like, totally wild, bro!

And, like, if that wasn’t enough to make you wanna join, we also have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a secret portal to the Nether where we party with the pigmen. Plus, we have a pet dragon that we ride into battle against the Ender Dragon, like, every day. It’s so epic, you won’t even believe it!

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, crazy, wild Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your eyes rolled so hard, they might just get stuck that way. LOL!

SpiteCraft: PetPettiness

childish, getting back at someone, grudge, Grumpy, holding a grudge, immature, PetPettiness, Petty, petty actions, petty arguments, petty behavior, petty disagreements, petty disputes, petty revenge, petty squabbles, RETALIATION, Revenge, SpiteCraft, spiteful, tit for tat, vengeful, vindictive

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the pettiest place on the block! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go.

Once upon a time, there was a player who dared to build a house taller than the admin’s. Little did they know, the admin had a secret trap door that led straight to a pit of lava. Let’s just say that player’s house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players fight over the last block of diamond ore like it’s the last piece of cake at a birthday party. And don’t even get us started on the pranks that go down in our server. From filling someone’s house with chickens to replacing all their tools with wooden pickaxes, the possibilities for pettiness are endless.

So if you’re looking for a server where drama is always brewing and revenge is a dish best served in pixel form, then come join us! Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft.

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	710
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4