Cry Like A Bitch Minecraft Server

Bitch, Cathartic, cry, crying, deep emotions, emotional, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, emotional expression, emotional impact, emotional outburst, emotional pain, emotional reaction, emotional release, emotional response, emotional turmoil, Grief, HEARTBREAK, intense emotions, Minecraft, Sadness, Server, sorrow, Tears

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn like a grandma at bingo night? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pants scared off on our server! We’ve got creepers that dance the Macarena, villagers that break out into spontaneous rap battles, and a secret underground dungeon where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it made one player cry like a bitch (their words, not ours). Join us if you dare, and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	425	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4274	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dimension Hops:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5148	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	87
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4397	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Votes:	6845	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Farms Harvested:	412
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7290
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Farms Harvested:	819

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Emeralds Found:	1301

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	279	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magic Items Found:	4645
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Farms Harvested:	481
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	196	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	2112
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7314

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!