| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2312 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 624020 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tournaments, arts and crafts competitions, and even M-League matches! Who knew you could combine mahjong and Minecraft in such a hilarious way? Plus, we have a booru filled with all the wacky creations our players have come up with.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a tutorial for mahjong newbies, so you can learn the ropes while having a blast. And don’t forget to sign up for our upcoming arts and crafts tourney – the deadline is approaching fast!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate mahjong master of the blocky world.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in if you’re feeling brave enough!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your antidepressants – you’re gonna need them!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. So come on down and witness the epic showdown between players and a dragon dropping sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! fixes the linux desktopyour welcome 😉🎮🐲 #MinecraftMadness #CrazyCrafting #EpicAdventures
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. But be warned, the city is also home to a clan of ninja creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their turf.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? That’s right, while you’re building your dream castle, you could also be battling dragons in a parallel universe.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the game, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on the back of a giant chicken. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies on a majestic poultry steed?
So what are you waiting for? Join Arkham Shadows today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget your VR headset, because things are about to get real…literally.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Build up your credit history while dominating the virtual world, and when the time comes, debtmaxx your way to even more riches and power. Who needs social security when you have diamonds and emeralds at your disposal?
Join us now and embark on the wildest financial journey of your Minecraft life – because in this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account)!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1525 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 7044 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!
Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).
Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).
But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 171 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
