CrushCraft SMP: CelebCrushes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2113
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Votes:	9878
Ores Mined:	8400	Enchantments Applied:	207
Emeralds Found:	8503	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base where we worship our first celebrity crushes. I’m talking posters, candles, the whole shebang. And get this, every full moon we sacrifice a chicken in their honor. It’s totally normal, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit filled with flaming pigs. It’s like a thrill ride and BBQ all in one. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Bigfoot riding a unicorn around spawn. True story, bro.

So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your new celebrity crush in the form of a blocky pig named Kevin. Don’t question it, just embrace the madness. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🐷🦄🔥🎢 #minecraftsmp #celebritycrush #lavalandia

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mines Excavated:	3813
Star Shards Collected:	291	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	107
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Votes:	2159	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Falling into the Void:	1	Votes:	5981
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Potions Brewed:	157	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	537
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

BlockyScience: Trump Edition

administration, Analysis, BlockyScience, climate change, data, Decisions, Edition, Environment, Experts, funding, Future, Government, Impact, innovation, policy, Politics, regulations, research, Science, scientists, Technology, trump

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CRAFTORIA SERVER [MODDED]

Chunks, Coventry, Craftoria, Curseforge, Discord, End.., est, Game, Hosted, Ip:, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Nether, Overworld, pre generated, restarts, Server, Twilight Forest, uk, Version, world border

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Craftoria
Pack Version	1.14.0
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.21.1
Server IP	Can be found in this Discord: https://discord.gg/vyuguexB6n
Hosted	Coventry, UK
Pre-generated Chunks	Overworld, Nether, End, Twilight Forest up to 20,000 blocks out from 0,0
World-border	30,000 (Radius)
Server Restarts	Regularly occur at 12am, 8am, and 4pm EST

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can find the Server IP in the Discord mentioned above.

2. Is the server location a problem for players outside the UK?

Not necessarily, give it a try if you’re interested. Connection quality may vary based on your location.

3. Can I explore beyond the world border?

No, the world border is set at 30,000 blocks (Radius).

4. Where can I find server rules and announcements?

All server info, rules, and announcements can be found in the Discord server provided.

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, age gap relationships, AMBITION, crafted, Dedication, determination, fantasy fulfillment, fulfillment, generational differences, goal-setting, hard work, lifestyle choices, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Realms, seduction, self improvement, sexual prowess, success, sugar daddy, VIRGINITY, work ethic

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready to work your ass off like a sweaty old man slinging dicks left and right. But don’t worry, because on this server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies with ditzy young women who don’t give a damn about their virginity.

Join us if you’re ready to build, mine, and craft your way to a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Let’s get weird, baby!

BdayNoShow Minecraft Server

BdayNoShow, Birthday, birthday attendance, birthday celebration, birthday conflict, birthday dilemma, birthday etiquette, birthday off, birthday tradition, Boyfriend, celebration, conflicting plans, family, friend’s wedding, Minecraft, personal time, Relax, Server, sleep in, social event, social obligation, special day, work

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Potions Brewed:	91	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where birthdays are celebrated in the most epic and outrageous ways! Join us and experience a birthday bash like no other, complete with exploding cakes, fireworks, and a surprise visit from a virtual birthday llama!

Forget about spending your special day with close family, because on our server, you’ll be partying with a whole community of players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar. And don’t worry about taking time off work, because on our server, every day is a holiday!

As for your boyfriend’s friend’s wedding, well, let’s just say that on our server, weddings are so last season. Instead, we have virtual weddings where players can marry their favorite block or mob. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a creeper as your best man?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s make your birthday the most memorable one yet. Who knows, maybe that other girl with the same birthday will end up being your virtual twin sister!