CrushCraft SMP: CelebCrushes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base where we worship our first celebrity crushes. I’m talking posters, candles, the whole shebang. And get this, every full moon we sacrifice a chicken in their honor. It’s totally normal, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit filled with flaming pigs. It’s like a thrill ride and BBQ all in one. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Bigfoot riding a unicorn around spawn. True story, bro.

So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your new celebrity crush in the form of a blocky pig named Kevin. Don’t question it, just embrace the madness. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🐷🦄🔥🎢 #minecraftsmp #celebritycrush #lavalandia

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	36

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	158
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	70

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	129	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Items Found:	8914
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3385
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9483	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crops Grown:	5171
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Void Gems Collected:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4455	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Emeralds Found:	333	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	824
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3921	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Runes Activated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.