CrushCraft SMP: CelebCrushes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crops Grown:	7728	Star Shards Collected:	158
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2936
Magic Items Found:	8062	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Divine Spears Created:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base where we worship our first celebrity crushes. I’m talking posters, candles, the whole shebang. And get this, every full moon we sacrifice a chicken in their honor. It’s totally normal, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit filled with flaming pigs. It’s like a thrill ride and BBQ all in one. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Bigfoot riding a unicorn around spawn. True story, bro.

So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your new celebrity crush in the form of a blocky pig named Kevin. Don’t question it, just embrace the madness. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🐷🦄🔥🎢 #minecraftsmp #celebritycrush #lavalandia

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	173
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	736954	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Votes:	7790	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	New Chunks Explored:	295503
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

BlockyScience: Trump Edition

administration, Analysis, BlockyScience, climate change, data, Decisions, Edition, Environment, Experts, funding, Future, Government, Impact, innovation, policy, Politics, regulations, research, Science, scientists, Technology, trump

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5027
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where science is the new religion and trump is a villager who keeps trying to build a wall around the spawn point but keeps getting blown up by creepers. we have potions that turn you into a giant chicken and a secret underground lab where you can create mutant sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes. our admins are all mad scientists who will help you build a giant lava moat around your base to keep out any pesky griefers. join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CRAFTORIA SERVER [MODDED]

Chunks, Coventry, Craftoria, Curseforge, Discord, End.., est, Game, Hosted, Ip:, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Nether, Overworld, pre generated, restarts, Server, Twilight Forest, uk, Version, world border

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mines Excavated:	4319
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Minecraft Server Overview

Mod Pack Name	Craftoria
Pack Version	1.14.0
Recommended Launcher	CurseForge
Game Version	1.21.1
Server IP	Can be found in this Discord: https://discord.gg/vyuguexB6n
Hosted	Coventry, UK
Pre-generated Chunks	Overworld, Nether, End, Twilight Forest up to 20,000 blocks out from 0,0
World-border	30,000 (Radius)
Server Restarts	Regularly occur at 12am, 8am, and 4pm EST

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

You can find the Server IP in the Discord mentioned above.

2. Is the server location a problem for players outside the UK?

Not necessarily, give it a try if you’re interested. Connection quality may vary based on your location.

3. Can I explore beyond the world border?

No, the world border is set at 30,000 blocks (Radius).

4. Where can I find server rules and announcements?

All server info, rules, and announcements can be found in the Discord server provided.

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, age gap relationships, AMBITION, crafted, Dedication, determination, fantasy fulfillment, fulfillment, generational differences, goal-setting, hard work, lifestyle choices, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Realms, seduction, self improvement, sexual prowess, success, sugar daddy, VIRGINITY, work ethic

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready to work your ass off like a sweaty old man slinging dicks left and right. But don’t worry, because on this server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies with ditzy young women who don’t give a damn about their virginity.

Join us if you’re ready to build, mine, and craft your way to a whole new level of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Let’s get weird, baby!

BdayNoShow Minecraft Server

BdayNoShow, Birthday, birthday attendance, birthday celebration, birthday conflict, birthday dilemma, birthday etiquette, birthday off, birthday tradition, Boyfriend, celebration, conflicting plans, family, friend’s wedding, Minecraft, personal time, Relax, Server, sleep in, social event, social obligation, special day, work

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where birthdays are celebrated in the most epic and outrageous ways! Join us and experience a birthday bash like no other, complete with exploding cakes, fireworks, and a surprise visit from a virtual birthday llama!

Forget about spending your special day with close family, because on our server, you’ll be partying with a whole community of players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar. And don’t worry about taking time off work, because on our server, every day is a holiday!

As for your boyfriend’s friend’s wedding, well, let’s just say that on our server, weddings are so last season. Instead, we have virtual weddings where players can marry their favorite block or mob. Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have a creeper as your best man?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s make your birthday the most memorable one yet. Who knows, maybe that other girl with the same birthday will end up being your virtual twin sister!

CraftyRoomiesGoneWrong

awkwardness, backing out, Best Friend, blow up, Celebrating, CraftyRoomiesGoneWrong, Disabilities, financial readiness, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, funding, job offer, moving out, new job, PRESSURE, responsibilities, romantic involvement, save them, shared housing, studying, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected roommates or awkward romantic entanglements!

Join us and leave behind the stress of being expected to financially support everyone around you. On our server, the only thing you’ll be expected to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs. No surprise fifth roommates here!

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t have to worry about breaking the news to anyone or blowing up any friendships. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

LeftyReddit SMP – RightHandedGen?

AMBIDEXTROUS, Childhood, conformity, cultural beliefs, discrimination, education, fine motor control, forced right hand, generation, handedness, left handed, lefties, LeftyReddit, motor skills, neurological differences, parents, personal experience, reddit, RightHandedGen, smp, societal norms, teachers, upbringing

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Lol, bros and broettes, have you ever been oppressed by the right-handed overlords? Join our epic Minecraft SMP where lefties rule supreme! We have a secret underground base where we plot our revenge against all the right-handed normies out there. We even have a secret handshake that only lefties can do.

We are from the generation of the mighty lefties who will not be silenced! Join us and together we will overthrow the right-handed regime and build a left-handed utopia in Minecraft. Plus, we have diamond armor for all our left-handed warriors and a pet creeper named Lefty who will explode anyone who tries to oppress us.

So come on, fellow lefties of Reddit, join our epic Minecraft SMP and let’s show the world that lefties are the superior hand orientation! Left-handed unite!

SystemSneakVIP

Access, breach prevention, breach response, CEO, company policy, Corporate Espionage, cybersecurity, data privacy, Data Protection, employee rights, Friend, IT department, IT workers, network security, professional boundaries, protocol violation, security breach, Systems, SystemSneakVIP, unauthorized access, workplace ethics

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Runes Activated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Votes:	9970

Picture this: You’re just minding your own business, mining away in your virtual world, when suddenly the CEO’s friend waltzes in and demands access to all of your systems. But fear not, because on our server, we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us for a wild ride where anything can happen, from CEOs trying to hack into your virtual world to friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time!

MissileMayhemCraft

air defense system, Aviation, aviation safety, azerbaijan, civilian casualties, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, downed, geopolitical implications, international relations, investigation, Military Action, missile strike, MissileMayhemCraft, passenger plane, political tensions, Russian missile, security breach, Tragedy, Transportation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
New Chunks Explored:	585619	Secret Passages Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	156
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND PLANE CRASHES LIKE AZERBAIJAN! FLY HIGH AND THEN CRASH LAND INTO OUR EPIC WORLD FILLED WITH EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL SURVIVAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DRAMA AND DESTRUCTION?! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS!

Minecraft Melting Madness

Aerosol Climate Forcing, climate action, climate awareness, climate change, climate communication, climate crisis, climate education, climate models, climate policy, climate research, climate science, climate sensitivity, environmental impact, Future Climate Projections, global temperature rise, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, IPCC, madness, melting, Minecraft, Public, united nations

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5609	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

join our minecraft server now to escape the impending doom of global warming! the united nations and the public are clueless about the true extent of the crisis. the ipcc messed up big time with their aerosol climate forcing, leading to a total underestimate of climate sensitivity. but fear not, on our server, you can build a virtual bunker to survive the apocalypse! gather your resources, team up with other players, and fight off the mobs of climate change deniers trying to destroy your precious pixelated world. who needs real life when you can live out your wildest survival fantasies in minecraft? join us now before it’s too late!

DVCRAFT MALAYSIA

Cross-Play, custom biome, custom enchant, CUSTOM ITEM/RANK, Dungeon, DV CRAFT, Economy, Malaysia, minecraft server, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mines Excavated:	3106
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Void Gems Collected:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Feature on dvcraft malaysia:

– CUSTOM ENCHANT – CUSTOM BIOME – CUSTOM ITEM/RANK – DUNGEON (COMING SOON)

play.dvcraft.xyz

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mines Excavated:	2629
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!