CrushCraft SMP: CelebCrushes | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1722

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6286
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1210

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Void Armor Forged:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9028	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4457	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Animals Bred:	106
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	35	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4257	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Towns Built:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

Players:	104/800	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4