CrotchlessCraft: ThonglessCrotch

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come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the cows shoot lasers from their eyes. we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

our server is so lit, even the ender dragon does the macarena while you try to defeat it. we have a secret recipe for diamond armor made out of cheese and a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoot rainbows out of your hands. plus, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.

so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. who needs crotchless panties when you can have pantiless crotches?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ParentalMoochMover-Minecraft SMP

budgeting, career development, early adulthood, financial independence, financial responsibility, Household budgeting, independent living, living expenses, money management, moving out, parental support, ParentalMoochMoverMinecraft, part time job, personal finance, Renting a place, Saving for a deposit, saving money, self-sufficiency, side hustle, smp, Transition to Adulthood, young adult

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving on a diet of ramen noodles and dreams of independence? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges, wacky characters, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of mischievous villagers start a dance party in your mine shaft. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a herd of llamas decides to crash the party and take over your kingdom. Anything can happen in our SMP, and that’s what makes it so darn exciting!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of evil chickens with a taste for destruction. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the feathered fiends and claim the treasure for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to your boring life in your parents’ basement. Adventure, chaos, and a whole lot of laughs await you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyMisinfoMaster

Beliefs, cognitive dissonance, Confidence, CraftyMisinfoMaster, critical analysis, critical thinking, Deception, fact-checking, false information, Lies, Manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation awareness, misinformation detection, misinformation spreaders, Propaganda, Psychology, skepticism, social media, Trust, Truth

Are you tired of dealing with fake news and misinformation in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where misinformation is not only encouraged, but celebrated!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and you come across a player who is convinced that pigs can fly in Minecraft. Instead of correcting them, you join in on the fun and start a pig flying competition! Who knew misinformation could be so entertaining?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll encounter players who swear they’ve found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese, or that they’ve tamed a dragon and ride it to battle against creepers. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time arguing with strangers on the internet when you can join our server and embrace the chaos of misinformation? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ADHD & Risky Business

adhd, behavior disorders, biological link, brain development, Business, cognitive function, genetic factors, genetic variations, genetics, Hereditary, impulsive decision-making, impulsiveness, impulsivity, mental health, neurobiology, predisposition, Psychiatry, research, Risky, risky behavior, study, Traits

LOL OMG THIS SERVER IS LIKE GENETICALLY LINKED TO ADHD AND RISKY BEHAVIOR, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA MAKE IMPULSIVE DECISIONS AND BUILD CRAZY STUFF IN MINECRAFT! OUR DNA IS LITERALLY WIRED FOR CHAOS AND FUN, SO COME ON AND EMBRACE THE MADNESS! WHO NEEDS NORMAL SERVERS WHEN YOU CAN JOIN OUR INSANE GENETICALLY MODIFIED COMMUNITY?! 😂🤪🧬🎮

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Towns Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2877	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Unleash the Chaos of Creativity – Making Mods, Java, and Whitelists Fun Again!

Automate, Chaos, continents, Country, creativity, custom avatar, diverse biomes, Fun, grow and cook, island state, Islands, java, making, mechanical machinery, Mods, modular tools, Performance Mods, quality of life, smp, stack based spellcasting, Unleash, Vanilla, Whitelists

Power of Creation Minecraft Server

Server Type	Modded SMP
Age Requirement	18+
Location	UK

The Power of Creation Minecraft server is a modded SMP looking for long term players who want to build up a beautiful world and tell stories within it. The server runs a custom modpack focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want. The pack is relatively lightweight, and has been designed to have few (if any) redundant features. The main content mods include Create, HexCasting, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, and Figura, as well as quality of life, vanilla+ additions, and performance mods. Terrain generation is overhauled to make biomes more diverse and interesting, while following vanilla themes.

For more information and whitelisting, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	Players must be 18 or older to join.
Where is the server hosted?	The server is hosted in the UK.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The main content mods are Create, HexCasting, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, and Figura, along with quality of life, vanilla+ additions, and performance mods.
Can players create their own countries or islands on the server?	Yes, the world generation allows for continents and islands, making it possible for players to create their own countries or island states.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

What the Frick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t know what’s going on! Join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem as we navigate through insane quests, battle ridiculous mobs, and uncover the mysteries of the blocky universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. They had to bust out their best dance moves to survive and escape with the legendary diamond sword of disco. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only speaks in puns. Will you be brave enough to decipher its clucky riddles and uncover the secrets of the chicken dimension? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, surprises, and pure insanity, then come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house too, by a TNT-wielding sheep). Don’t miss out on the craziest ride of your blocky life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	989
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

”Stable Minecraft SMP Diffusion General”

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Welcome to the Mal0 Monday Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama waiting for the bravest adventurer to claim it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Be prepared to have your house filled with chickens or your crops replaced with TNT. It’s all in good fun, right?

And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles that take place every Friday night. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the creeper that likes to photobomb every screenshot. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, child safety, child supervision, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Values, leniency, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NieceCraft, parenting, Server, sibling dynamics, swearing

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and challenge your skills? Look no further than our server, where you’ll encounter stacks of empty shot glasses that need to be carefully balanced and spun without breaking. Just like the intense Jenga game, but with a twist!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to discipline mischievous nieces who just won’t listen. Will you be the one to step in and take control, or will you sit back and watch chaos unfold like our BIL?

And don’t worry, swearing in front of children is not only allowed but encouraged on our server. Let out your frustrations and let the madness begin!

So come on over to our server and show us your skills in handling unruly nieces and precarious shot glass stacks. Can you handle the challenge? Join now and find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KidnappedSisLOL

apology dilemma, attachment issues, bedtime routine, bratty behavior, discipline struggles, Disneyland trips, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, homecoming dress, kidnapped child, KidnappedSisLOL, long-term effects, mother-daughter relationship, pampered child, parenting challenges, princess behavior, sibling rivalry, spoiled kid, stepsibling issues, stepsister drama

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with drama and adventure! Just like the story of the spoiled stepsister, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where every player is as demanding as a princess, constantly asking for items and special treatment. But beware, if you dare to speak up and call them out, you may face consequences just like the protagonist of this story.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world where nothing is as it seems, and where the only way to survive is to adapt to the chaos around you. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as painting a spoiled princess’s nails!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the madness. But remember, in this world, the only rule is to expect the unexpected!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	5630	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyCrush: Wanna build a blocky empire together?

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Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you three wishes. One player wished for a lifetime supply of bacon, another wished for the ability to fly like a chicken. What will you wish for?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HezbollahHavocMC

Conflict, Crisis, Deadly Day, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, HezbollahHavocMC, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Lebanon war, Lebanon-Israel Conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East tensions, Middle East Violence, Military, Military Strikes, Politics, Terrorism, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have battles crazier than lebanon vs israel! our pvp is so intense, it’ll make those airstrikes look like child’s play! build your base stronger than a bomb shelter and defend it against enemies more ruthless than hezbollah! trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and fun anywhere else! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Belmonte’s Life Boost Server

aging, Altos Labs, Altos Labs news, Belmonte group, Belmonte group research, Belmontes, Boost, Cdkn2a-OSK, experimental treatment, Gene therapy, genetic intervention, genetic modification, Life, lifespan extension, lifespan increase, Longevity, Mice, partial reprogramming, REJUVENATION, research, scientific breakthrough, Server, Therapy

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is like no other, fam. We got that new partial reprogramming result from Altos Labs, ya know? The Belmonte group did some crazy stuff and now we got mice living longer than ever before!

Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!

So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5766
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Theo’s hardcore economy adventure: where winning doesn’t cost a thing! Land claim and thrive on TheosisMC!

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TheosisMC Overview
TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game.

Noteworthy Features
An economy that is completely player-driven A land claiming system Two custom items: the Crowbar and the Soup of Life Non-pay-to-win environment with cosmetic donator perks

FAQs

1. How can I earn coins on TheosisMC?

Coins on TheosisMC are brought into circulation through looting chests and killing monsters. Players can then use these coins to buy and sell items from each other using the trade system and auction house.

2. How does the land claiming system work?

Players can claim areas of land for their bases, farms, etc., completely protecting them from being griefed by other players. Claim owners can also add other players as trusted members to their claims, allowing them to build there. However, if a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.

3. What are the custom items, Crowbar and Soup of Life?

The Crowbar is a single-use item that can be used on a monster spawner to acquire it. The Soup of Life is also a single-use item that can be consumed to grant the consumer an additional heart of health. Both items are sold through in-game shops and are quite expensive.

4. Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. It features a single donator rank, VIP, on the store, whose perks are purely cosmetic and do not provide a competitive advantage over other players. TheosisMC will never become pay-to-win.

5. How can I join TheosisMC?

To join TheosisMC, connect to the server address: play.theosismc.com and join the Discord server for updates: Discord Invite

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Borrowed Beads Minecraft Server

adult toys, anal beads, beads, Borrowed, Boundaries, clean, Communication, consent, consideration, Discreet, hygiene, INTIMATE, Minecraft, personal items, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, sex toys, sharing, Trust, Understanding

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from building? How about a quest to retrieve your stolen anal beads from the mischievous Endermen? Trust me, they’ll never look at you the same way again.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of skeletons who love nothing more than shaking their bony booties to the beat of your favorite tunes. Join them for a dance party like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye on your anal beads. You never know who might borrow them next!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mines Excavated:	4913	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.