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Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Ores Mined: 6504

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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