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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 340
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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