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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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