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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Crops Grown: 8189
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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