come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing more toxic than the pesticides in agriculture is the banter in the chat! we’ve got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a smoker lighting up a ciggy.

experts say our server is so misleading, it’ll have you questioning reality like you just smoked a whole pack of cigarettes. but don’t worry, we’ve got the cure for your boredom with our insane events and competitions that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky pesticides.

so what are you waiting for? join now and see why our server is the most addictive thing since nicotine!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Emeralds Found: 4269
Magic Items Found: 1990 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • NovaCraftMC.de

    NovaCraftMC.de

    Welcome to NovacraftMC.de – your ultimate city build server!

    Immerse yourself in the exciting world of NovacraftMC.de, where creative city building projects meet exciting PvP duels! Build your own city, create impressive buildings and design your own personal plot of land exactly as you imagine it. There are no limits to your imagination!

    Join today and become part of the NovacraftMC.de community! Whether you are an experienced city builder or a PvP pro, you will find your place here.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 376 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CozySMP

    CozySMP

    CozySMP is the best free-to-play minecraft smp that provides an incredible experience to the player. it also has some plugins to make it easier for new players

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server

    ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server
    ⭐ We kindly ask the world of FlayCraft – for the skin block and the skin’s advantage to come to life with new possibilities and amazing insights!

    ? Our servers in Minecraft offer not just the game, but a more expensive experience in the enchanting world, where the warmth and wonderful atmosphere are friendly, and it’s good to check on the skin prankster. We attach special respect to the integrity, consistency and stability of all our regimes. And the axis and the stench:

    ⚡Vision: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our specialists, who are ready to help you with your skin problems. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s alarms are protected, and to further protect you from this, you can secure your own alarm with additional privacy and enjoy freedom without fear of robbery. Discover the endless mechanics, including unique robots, casinos, duels and other equally important systems, the list of which is growing every day. We are developing game mechanics in accordance with the basic principles of Minecraft, which preserves the high vanilla nature of our server. Be the awakener of the world or an important follower, creating your world together with other graves.

    ? Events: Get ready for the exciting events that take place regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to squalor and simple evenings – we always have something for the skin.

    ? Experience the power and ability to create your own unique style on our server. We’re counting on you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 8336
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Falling into the Void: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Farms Harvested: 404
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Emeralds Found: 5272

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 344 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5184
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Farms Harvested: 290 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Mines Excavated: 1248 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 116 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6726 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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