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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9523 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
i know, i know, it sounds super boring and science-y, but trust us, it’s actually super fun and wacky on our server! we’ve got crops that never die, trees that grow upside down, and animals that speak in rhymes.
plus, we have the most epic build battles where you can create the craziest structures you can imagine. like, one time, someone built a giant toilet that actually flushed (don’t ask how, it’s a secret).
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! who knows, you might just discover the meaning of life while playing on our server. or at least have a good laugh trying.