CrocodileCraft SMP: The Ultimate Shitshow

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a trampoline. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and getting involved in more plot twists than a soap opera.

We’ve got players who will stop at nothing to sabotage each other’s builds, steal all the diamonds, and cause chaos wherever they go. And don’t even get us started on the wild parties we throw in the End dimension – you never know who might show up (hint: it’s probably a bunch of Endermen in fancy hats).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	2929	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Ores Mined:	5826
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Star Shards Collected:	255	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchantments Applied:	264
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Towns Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchantments Applied:	174	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2983	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.