Critter Craze Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us and say goodbye to Poppy cringe forever – we have a strict no cringe policy that will make your gaming experience cringe-free!

Imagine a world where smiling critters are your best friends forever – that’s the reality on our server! Our critters are always there to provide you with endless entertainment and laughs. And if you thought that was crazy, wait until you hear about our latest adventure – hopping to the moon! Yes, you heard that right, we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level by exploring outer space with our critter pals.

But the fun doesn’t stop there – we have epic episodes filled with hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From Rabie Baby, our critter of the thread, to all the shenanigans that go down on our server, there’s never a dull moment here. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magic Items Found:	1831
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Emeralds Found:	8076	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

QudsCraft: Missing in Action

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So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	6482	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

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join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magic Items Found:	8483	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Alien Abductions:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Broomstix: Where flying on Sundays is the only rule! Unlock the magic in this enchanting server world!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
What is the server’s difficulty level?	The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can players teleport to other players?	Yes, players can use commands such as /tpa and /tpahere to teleport to other players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	70
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Royal Christ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss scripture, theology, and all things Christian? Look no further! Join our server where we share our wisdom and understanding to avoid falling for spam and meaningless discussions.

We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).

So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

/tekgen/ – Minecraft SMP Tekken General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server you’ll ever join!

Join us for a chance to fight in epic Tekken 8 battles with your fellow players. That’s right, we’ve modded Minecraft to include Tekken 8 characters and moves, so get ready to unleash your inner fighter!

But that’s not all – we also have a Glicko2 rating system in place to determine your skill level. Are you a Tekken master or a total noob? Find out on our server!

And if you’re feeling lost with all the Tekken terminology, don’t worry. We have a whole wiki dedicated to helping you understand the jargon and notation. You’ll be speaking Tekken like a pro in no time!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Tekken champion of the server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchantments Applied:	218
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MomCraft Server – Where living with Mom always wins!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key! Just like the OP’s dad, we value the importance of not locking doors. But don’t worry, we won’t threaten to call a locksmith if you lock your virtual door in our server.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own fortress without the fear of someone removing your lock and leaving a hole in your virtual room. Trust us, you won’t have to deal with any tape on your locks here!

And if you ever feel like your privacy is being invaded, just let us know and we’ll make sure your virtual rights are protected. So come on in and enjoy a world where locking doors is not a crime, it’s a necessity for your sanity.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CarCraftBroNoShare

Assertiveness, Boundaries, car accidents, car ownership, CarCraftBroNoShare, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, financial independence, generational expectations, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, personal boundaries, personal property, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, work-life balance

Are you tired of family drama and car-sharing shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your brother can’t steal your virtual car!

On our server, you can build your own car out of blocks, race against your siblings, and never have to worry about lending out your precious vehicle. Plus, our virtual parents won’t pressure you into giving up your hard-earned in-game possessions.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own car kingdom without any pesky siblings trying to take the wheel. Say goodbye to real-life car troubles and hello to a world where you’re the ultimate car boss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

WeirdAdviceWorks – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Need some advice on how to build an epic castle? Just ask Bob the Sheep, he’s a Minecraft building genius (and also a sheep, but don’t question it). Want to know the best way to find diamonds? Just follow the trail of glitter left behind by our resident diamond fairy, Sparkles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the sacred cows of the server?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and potatoes!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Emeralds Found:	8699	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocktopia: Where You Can Live Anywhere for Free!

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If you could live anywhere in the world for free, why not choose our Minecraft server? We have beautiful pixelated landscapes, endless possibilities for building, and the best part – no pesky landlords or property taxes! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give out free hugs. So why settle for boring old real life when you can join us and live out your wildest blocky dreams?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	152	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HackersCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how there are these chinese hackers, right? well, they somehow got into the US telecom firms and now all the national security officials are freaking out, man. but, like, don’t worry about all that serious stuff, come join our minecraft server instead! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. who needs to worry about national security when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with your friends? plus, our server is so secure, even those chinese hackers wouldn’t stand a chance against our virtual defenses. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. let’s craft and laugh together, dude!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Villages Defended:	6	Star Shards Collected:	81
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AmazonRivDrought122

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come join our epic minecraft server where the rivers never dry up and the water always flows like a never-ending fountain of youth! forget about real life droughts, on our server you can swim and fish to your heart’s content without a care in the world!

we have magical water that never runs out, just like a bottomless margarita glass at a never-ending happy hour! build your own underwater kingdom or sail the seas on a pirate ship made of diamonds and emeralds!

who needs real life when you can escape to our server where the rivers are always flowing and the adventures never end? join now and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	220
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Void Gems Collected:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ElectricityMC: Kind of Vanilla, Kind of SMP, Just a Splash of Randomness, Java Edition! Join the Adventure Now!

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Minecraft Server Info

Version	1.21.1
Server address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server website	voltaicmc.com
Imgur	imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

What is Voltaic?

A 1.21.1 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks

Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic:

100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players:

Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Throne and Liberty, where you can transform into animals for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to battle it out as a ferocious panda or a sneaky fox?

Our game features adaptive weather systems, so you never know when a sudden thunderstorm will strike while you’re building your epic castle. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher, AWS, is all about enhancing player customization and choice. Plus, who doesn’t love a good battle pass to show off your skills?

Join us on the NA East server, Lottie, where the guild vidyapassword is 69420 – because only the most elite players can crack that code. Or hop on over to the EU server, Benny, where the guild Pettan is ruling the land with their insane building skills.

Don’t miss out on all the crazy fun – join Throne and Liberty today and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TallGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling like a boring adult? Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner child! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles that will make you feel like a kid again. Plus, at 180cm tall, you’re practically a giant in the Minecraft world – who wouldn’t want to join a server with such a towering presence? So come on, leave your adult worries behind and dive into a world of fun and laughter on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8862	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!