Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Farms Harvested:	281
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Farms Harvested:	175

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Star Shards Collected:	170	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9493
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5459

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1549
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).