Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Star Shards Collected:	274	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	3922
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
New Chunks Explored:	645906	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Emeralds Found:	3139
Holy Grails Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	326	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	New Chunks Explored:	722629

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Tico Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Towns Built:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Juvelzone

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ores Mined:	3163	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DevilCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to DevilCraft4: Your Minecraft RPG Destiny 24/7! Are you looking for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Do you want a server that offers excitement, economy, and a friendly community? Then DevilCraft4 is the perfect place for you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CoralCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

CoralCraft is a SMP server running Survival, Minigames, and more coming up! Join our server to explore more about us 😀

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	246
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.