Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

Absurdity, bodily functions, comedic, Crits2Shts, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, random crits, random events, random shits, satire, Server, Steam, team fortress 2, tf2, valve, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Animals Bred:	131
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VirarithMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

VirarithMC is an MMORPG Kingdoms PvPvE server like no other. We offer a multitude of things from custom crafting, custom ores, custom farming, and custom cooking. Players are also able to create Kingdoms and expand into Nations as they begin their conquest. Don’t like PvP? Don’t worry, upon kingdom creation players are prompted to either pick to be Pacifist or PvP. And its not just about world domination! We offer many different ways to enjoy an RP environment with your kingdom and other kingdoms as well. We also have a multitude of custom mobs that we have added with actual models including (But not limited to), Brown Bears, Grizzly Bears, Deer, Boars, Sharks, and many more!So join today and don’t forget to join our discord!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Animals Bred:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Junior Kodaks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Kodaks SMP! Kodaks SMP is a community focused server that focuses in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7751	Meteorites Collected:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Animals Bred:	186

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ores Mined:	725	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4840
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4847
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dragons Tamed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Emeralds Found:	9740
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3561	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Buildings Constructed:	45	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Farms Harvested:	316
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Towns Built:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.