Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4399
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Star Shards Collected:	71
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Emeralds Found:	9065	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Towns Built:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Potions Brewed:	150	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crops Grown:	2660	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	82

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.