Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

Absurdity, bodily functions, comedic, Crits2Shts, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, random crits, random events, random shits, satire, Server, Steam, team fortress 2, tf2, valve, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Taiwan Brocoli Server

PvP, Survival

Taiwan Brocoli Server In our server we have the following gamemodes: -Survival(SMP) Allow you and friends to play in an open world with only a few rules -Mine simulator | For digger and PVPer Join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Items Found:	1900	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PotatoCraft SMP

Economy, Hardcore, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Free Non pay to win Survival SMP with infamous poato /home /claim spwanershop build cool stuff and have fun community events and more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RotMC

PvE, Roleplay

RotMC Is a unique bullet hell MMO RPG Perma Death game, No this isnt your factions, skyblock, prison or whatever generic server. There is nothing quite like this out there.

Defeat Challenging bosses that look astonishing with fully custom 3D Models and obtain exciting loot. There has not been a 3D bullet hell that has been done properly in minecraft before and this is truly something I believe you will enjoy. Try it today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7405
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Gemcraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Gemcraft! We offer a 1.17 survival experience! We have a brand new, friendly, and active community to make your survival experience like no other. We have a dedicated team that is working to constantly provide new content and the best experience possible. With an active community and a player driven economy, we would love to see you online.

Some of our features: • Mcmmo • Land-Protection • Quests • Custom Enchants (Vanilla Based) • Backpacks • In-Game Ranks • Jobs • PVE and PVP (Optional) • Friendly Community • Events

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ores Mined:	4953	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JustySurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	365780	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RubyCraft

Mini Games, Prison

Italian server with many innovative modes such as L’opprison le bedwars! Join Now! all versions are supported we are waiting for you Join Now

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchantments Applied:	192	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minecraft Manhunt Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Manhunt Server!

McManhunt Network is the largest Manhunt Server on the planet. Play Dream’s iconic gamemodes such as Manhunt, Random Items Challenge, DeathSwap, Hitman, Block Shuffle, Speedrunning as well as our exclusive minigame Lava Rises. We also have a unique and exciting HARDCORE SMP. Join our CASH prize events for lots of fun! We have more than 400+ Game Servers waiting for you! Join us now at : play.mcmanhunt.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Voyagers Haven

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

Voyagers Haven 2 offers an immersive medieval fantasy experience that fits all play styles. There is so much to do, from vast selections of decorative blocks to adventuring off finding dungeons, structures, ruins, and fighting bosses! While focusing on exploration, magic, and adventure with the combination of roleplay, you’ll find yourself right at home.

Start now and explore a fantasy world with mythical beasts! Decided to fight or befriend creatures. The choice is yours in Voyagers Haven.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cottagecraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

**YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO BE WHITELISTED**

We are a friendly group of MC Java players that want to foster a community for everyone; there is both an active Discord server and additional Minecraft server to play and chat on!

Our Minecraft server consists of: – Over 60 plugins to add to the fun experience along with datapacks – Warps to farms, mines, and other community resources – Land claiming – Beautiful staff and player builds – And tons more!

We have wonderful staff that strive to make it safe for everyone, and are always accepting new members!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Mineclub

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars

Social Metaverse playable on Minecraft — Make new friends, play fun games, and collect thousands of cosmetics on the blockchain! play.mineclub.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Emeralds Found:	6037
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minewool Network

Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server 1.8.X/1.20.X, NOT PREMIUM. The best modalities and exclusive maps in each of them. The server is hosted on a high-performance service, to provide an excellent LAG-free gaming experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

2B2T-Chinese version

Survival

IP: 2b2t.xin 2b2t China Version Are you frustrated that there is no pure server in China Are you queuing up for international service and are you still delayed after entering Start a Steve, equipment all rely on doing, the road depends on running! Different from the international version The server adopts the offline login mode, which makes the genuine and offline versions can enter the server And support Chinese ID to join, add the invincible time after rebirth, red stone biology and other optimization Return you a pure MC world as much as possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Farms Harvested:	495	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Honeyvale

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to our new Minecraft server Honeyvale! We’re an inclusive community that strives to make everyone comfortable and happy. Our server is mostly PVE and meant for creativity and building and having fun with one another!

We’re a semi-vanilla server with features such as MCMMO, Marriage, LWC, and Voting Rewards! We also include donator ranks that come with various perks that will be updated over time. Our server is mainly geared towards PvE, building, and community.

Please be sure to follow our rules and have fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CavePvP Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

Hello!

Welcome to the CavePvP Network! Get a free rank by typing /freerank ingame!

We have HCF, Kitmap/KitPvP, Practice and more to come!

The server supports both 1.7 and 1.8!

IP – cavepvp.org Discord – http://cavepvp.org/discord

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SmashMC

Mini Games, PvP

We started this project to play Smash with our friends. Now you can join for free to be a part of your community. We also offer BW-1vs1 and Molecraft

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2513
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.