Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3640
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	252	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	135	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	1473	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	547	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mines Excavated:	2099
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Potions Brewed:	120
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	93693
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Void Gems Collected:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	206	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
New Chunks Explored:	910756	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.