CritPots | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Burning Blocks: Hydro Whiplash Connection

Accelerating, blocks, Burning, California, climate change, climate connection, Connection, Disaster, drought, Environmental, extreme events, global warming, heatwaves, HYDRO, hydroclimate, Los Angeles, Nature Reviews, Paper, research, study, weather patterns, whiplash, Wildfires

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? Los Angeles is, like, on fire, but not, like, in a bad way. it’s, like, a totally lit experience, bro. and, get this, the only way to, like, stop the fires is to join this epic Minecraft server.

this server is, like, the key climate connection, man. we got crazy weather events happening all the time, like raining lava and thunderstorms of diamonds. it’s, like, a hydroclimate whiplash, but in a fun way.

if you wanna save Los Angeles and have a wild time, join this server now. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples. it’s, like, a treasure hunt, but with a twist. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Solarion SMP

application, Bluemap, Community, criteria, Datapacks, Discord, Enhancements, Events, Griefprotection, Joinus, Mature, opportunities, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Revision, rules, Sleep, smp, Solarion, Submission, Vanilla, Voicechat

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Potions Brewed:	183
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Season 5 Overview

Version	1.21.4
Community	18+
Location	AZ, US

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any mods required to play on the server?	No, there are no requirements for you to install any mods to play in our server.
What plugins are available on the server?	We have various plugins such as Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and more.
Are there any restrictions on language usage on the server?	The language on the server can be undermoderated on purpose, so players should be prepared for unfiltered conversations.
How can I join the server?	To join the server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.
Is Solarion SMP suitable for all audiences?	This server is intended for a mature audience. If you are easily offended by differing opinions or conversations that challenge your views, it might not be the right fit for you.

Self Acceptance Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Craft, Decision making, personal growth, Self, self compassion, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-assertion, self-assertiveness, self-assurance, self-contentment, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Enchantments Applied:	177	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Potions Brewed:	92

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of all those try-hard servers telling you to change and be someone you’re not, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server. We’re all about accepting yourself just the way you are, no judgment, no pressure to conform. Just pure, unadulterated chaos and fun.

Join us and unleash your inner weirdo, your inner freak, your inner… whatever the hell you wanna be. Let’s embrace the madness together and build some crazy shit in Minecraft. Who needs change when you can have a blast being your true, unapologetic self?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world where being yourself is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory. Let’s show the world that we’re proud to be weird, proud to be different, and proud to be… well, just us. Let’s do this!

SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL

Abuse, alcohol, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, designated driver, emotional triggers, family dynamics, Gender Roles, mental health, relationships, self defense, sibling relationships, SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL, societal expectations, standing up for oneself, Stereotypes, support systems, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ignorant jerks in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to pass judgment on you! Our community is filled with supportive players who understand that everyone has their own unique experiences.

Join us and leave behind the drama of the real world. No more weird looks or ignorant comments here, just a fun and welcoming environment where you can be yourself without fear of judgment. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the creepers are nicer than some people you might meet in real life!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is making sure your diamond armor is fully enchanted. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun with a bunch of awesome players? See you in the game!

HatePretend SMP

Concealing true emotions., Concealing true feelings, Disguising true preferences, Disliking popular trends, Faking enjoyment, Feigning pleasure, Forced participation, going along with the crowd, HatePretend, Hiding true opinions, Inauthentic enjoyment, Masking dislike, peer pressure, Popular but disliked, Pretending to fit in, pretending to like, Putting on a facade, Secretly despising, smp, social expectations, society’s expectations, Suppressing true emotions

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as creepers and try to sneak up on each other without blowing up. It’s hilarious, trust me. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour with Lava Pits.” It’s a blast, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword? Yeah, he’s always pulling pranks on us and messing with our builds. But hey, it adds to the excitement, right?

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on this server are priceless. See you there, bro!

MemoryScentCraft

aromatic memories, aromatic recollections, childhood memories, emotional connections, emotional triggers, evocative aromas, evocative smells, fragrance memories, memory triggers, MemoryScentCraft, Nostalgia, olfactory senses, powerful memories, reminiscence triggers, scent associations, scent memory, scent stories, sensory experiences, sensory nostalgia, sentimental scents

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Remember that time you were mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden cave filled with enchanted golden apples and talking creepers? Yeah, that smell of adventure and danger is what you’ll experience every time you log onto our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored wool. The memories you’ll create here will be as unforgettable as the smell of freshly baked cake in the game.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft server and let the smell of nostalgia and chaos wash over you like a tsunami of fun!

ZapCraft: Electric Muscle Boost

#workout, Boost, Electric, Electrical muscle stimulation, electrifying workout, Exercise, FITNESS, meta analysis, Muscle, muscle activation, muscle building, muscle development, muscle endurance, muscle fatigue, muscle growth, muscle mass, muscle recovery, muscle stimulation, muscle strength, Muscles, resistance training, strength, ZapCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Enchantments Applied:	193
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5

hey u, ya u, do u wanna boost ur muscles mass and strength in minecraft? well then u gotta join this server cuz we got ELECTRICITY in our workouts! that’s right, we combine electrical muscle stimulation with resistance training to make u STRONG like a diamond sword!

imagine ur minecraft character flexing like never before, with muscles so big they can mine blocks with their bare hands! join us and become the ultimate powerhouse in the virtual world.

plus, we got a secret potion that makes u run faster than a speeding minecart. so come on, join us and let’s get ELECTRIFYING together!

The Eyebrows Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, adorable, Anime, beauty, Chaika, cute, EXCITEMENT, Eyebrows, eyebrows on fleek, eyebrows on point, front page, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, makeup, Manga, Mweeeee, Popular, reaction, Realm, social media, Surprise, trending, viral

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	9409	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Votes:	1002
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a Chaika-themed world where everything is upside down and pigs fly backwards.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks.

You can even ride a giant chicken into battle against evil villagers who wear top hats and monocles.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a realm where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme.

Come join us and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe a few too many creepers exploding in your face.

SisInLawSloshed Minecraft Server

100lbs, bathing, bathroom, Boundaries, breast, butt, cleaning, DAUGHTER, Drunk, drunk cleaning, family, intimate areas, Minecraft, naked, passed out, Poop, puke, Server, SisInLawSloshed, sister-in-law, towels, Vagina, Wife

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a naked pooper covered in puke, poop, and pee? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!

MomSpyDadAITA

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, Guilt, Honesty, invasion of privacy, legal matters, loyalty, Manipulation, MomSpyDadAITA, moral dilemma, parents, personal boundaries, private investigator, regret, relationships, Secrets, Trust

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Ores Mined:	549	Falling into the Void:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of family drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and the creepers!

Our server is a safe haven from private investigators and nosy parents. No need to worry about invasion of privacy here, unless you count Endermen stealing your blocks!

Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the drama of divorce proceedings. Plus, our virtual lawyers are much more lenient than real ones.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a private investigator when you have a diamond sword? Join now and let the crafting begin!

BarbaricBlast2075 – Minecraft SMP

Advancements in science, BarbaricBlast2075, changing perspectives, cultural evolution, cultural shifts, ethical dilemmas, ethical standards, Evolution of humanity, evolution of society, future generations, future outlook, future society, historical perspective, Human Behavior, Minecraft, Moral values, Progress of time., Progression of civilization, smp, social norms, societal changes, technological advancements, technological innovations

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the coolest server ever, trust me. We got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even talking chickens, man. And get this, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to fight off evil llamas trying to take over the server. And our PvP battles are so intense, it’s like watching two creepers go at it in a TNT explosion contest. You don’t wanna miss out on that action, dude.

Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out, whether you need diamonds or just someone to build a giant statue of a potato with.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and be a part of something that future generations will look back on and be like, “Dang, those guys were living in 2075 while we were still stuck in 2025, how barbaric!” Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🌈🥔 #MinecraftSMPGoals #LaserBeamDragons #TalkingChickensFTW

PixelConvictFreedom

convicted felon, criminal justice system, criminal record, criminal rehabilitation, discrimination, ex-convicts, forgiveness, justice system, Legal System, PixelConvictFreedom, prejudice, Redemption, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, reintegration, second chances, societal impact, societal judgment, societal perceptions, stigma

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe everyone deserves a second chance, even if they were once a convicted felon! Our server is run by a reformed criminal mastermind who now spends his days building virtual worlds instead of plotting heists. Join us for a chance to prove that even the most notorious criminals can turn over a new leaf in the world of Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the admin has a crazy backstory like that? Join now and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

BlindJuryCraft

American justice, blind justice, BlindJuryCraft, court proceedings, courtroom, criminal justice, criminal trial, defendant, Due Process, fair trial, impartiality, judicial fairness, judicial system, Jury, jury duty, jury selection, Justice For All, justice reform, justice system, legal process, Legal System

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can, like, totally be invisible the whole time! it’s like justice in america, man, where the jury can’t even see the defendant. but, like, in this server, you can be invisible and sneak up on people and prank them without them even knowing! it’s, like, the ultimate trolling experience, dude. join now and be the sneaky ninja you’ve always wanted to be!

Altruistic Love – Minecraft Server

Altruism, altruistic, altruistic behavior, attractiveness, Behavior, Differences, Equally, heterosexual individuals, homosexual individuals, INDIVIDUALS, love, MATES, Men, Minecraft, participants, Potential, potential mates, rated, Server, sexual orientation, Traits, universally attractive, Value, Women

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1124
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, bro. like, if you wanna find a bae who is all about that good karma and helping others, this is the place to be. like, whether you’re into dudes or chicks, everyone here is all about being a good person and spreading love and stuff.

like, women are all about that altruistic vibe, so if you’re a guy looking to impress the ladies, better start being all selfless and stuff. and if you’re a girl looking for a partner who’s gonna treat you right, this server is where it’s at.

so, like, join us and find your soulmate who’s all about that sweet, sweet altruism. we’re all about spreading love and good vibes, so come on in and be part of our crazy, loving community. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Cool Threadless Land 1.20

any groups, Cool, cool S thread, Groups, Land, no cool, No cool s thread, threadless

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Emeralds Found:	8083	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Yo, bro, forget about those boring servers, come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got more diamonds than a rapper’s teeth! And our mobs are so lit, they party harder than you on a Saturday night! Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

Players:	97/200	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Emeralds Found:	8398	Void Gems Collected:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Potions Brewed:	194	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3