CritPots | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	288	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	5714
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Ores Mined:	4776	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Towns Built:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Emeralds Found:	9769	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mines Excavated:	2810	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Potions Brewed:	136
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mines Excavated:	2927
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Horror Stories Survived:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	46	Alien Abductions:	3

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	New Chunks Explored:	536916
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Love Letters Sent:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	3053	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Towns Built:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Votes:	4077
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Votes:	3226
Dimension Hops:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5225
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

Players:	97/100	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7438	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Votes:	7957	Farms Harvested:	247