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Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Magic Items Found:	2008
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Towns Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Towns Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3730
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Emeralds Found:	6485
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8400	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7382
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9835
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Void Armor Forged:	29

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Players:	100/100	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3