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Piggy Rat Transmission Fun

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come join dis server where pigs be spreading rat hepatitis E to humans like it’s nobody’s business! we got a strain of rat HEV that can infect pigs and be passed around like a hot potato in a farm-like setting. it’s a wild ride of disease transmission and animal chaos, so grab your sword and get ready to battle some infected swine! who knew Minecraft could be so infectious and absurd? join us now for a pig-tastic adventure like no other!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Girls Matching Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most socially awkward players will find love! That’s right, we have a special matchmaking system that pairs up players who are constantly losing with each other. Who knows, you might just find your perfect mining partner in crime! Join now and let the love (and diamonds) flow!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	120
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minecraft SMP – Limbus Company General – The #1942 Squad

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll battle fierce mobs and uncover hidden treasures. But beware, the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade is full of traps and tricks that will test your skills to the limit.

Our current extractions include the Devyat’ North Section 3 RodionE.G.O, where you’ll face off against the legendary Bygone Days Ishmael. And don’t miss out on the Target Extraction: [ Ryoshu ] ID & E.G.O, where the stakes are higher than ever before.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a tutorial that is more important than your diamond armor. Plus, this game is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect spoilers galore. And let’s not forget the required reading that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this Minecraft SMP is not for the faint of heart. Download links are above, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NSFW_Factz_MinecraftSMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the NSFW facts you never knew you needed in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous secrets, jaw-dropping revelations, and enough drama to make Herobrine blush. From scandalous block placements to steamy lava bath parties, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way through the most NSFW Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	88
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RegretCraft: No Rerolls

Choices, consequences, Guilt, hindsight, lamenting, lessons learned, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Nostalgia, past decisions, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, Rerolls, rueful, second guessing, self-blame, sorrow, wishing, wistful

Do you still regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Don’t worry, we forgive you. But let us tell you, you’ve been missing out on some epic adventures!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink llamas start chasing you, demanding to be your loyal steeds. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that actually takes you to the moon? Yeah, that happened.

And let’s not forget about the legendary battle of the giant chickens vs. the evil bunnies. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So don’t live with regret any longer. Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow. Hey, stranger things have happened in our world!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pandamium’s Vanilla Snap Server: 1.21.2 / 1.22 Snapshots, with some LGBTQ+ Flavor and DiscoTPA Homes & Cosmetics!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 1.21.2, 24w39a, Carpet, Cosmetics, custom advancements, data-pack-driven, diamond-based trading economy, Discord, DiscoTPA, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, End reset monthly, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments enabled, flavor, Homes, latest snapshot, LGBTQ, Lithium, mailing, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, mod for linking Discord and Minecraft servers, never reset overworld and nether, Pandamiums, Ranks, release server, Server, smp, Snap, Snapshot, Snapshot server, Snapshots, Tpa, Vanilla, Warps

Pandamium Snapshot Server Information
Server Type: Experimental, Vanilla, SMP
Snapshot Updates: Every new snapshot with all experiments enabled
Current Version: 24w39a (1.21.2 / 1.22)
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the Pandamium Snapshot Server?	It is an experimental, vanilla SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.
How often are updates released?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.
What features are currently available?	Features such as dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, town-based economy, enhanced dragon fights, and more are available.
What server mods are used?	Carpet, Lithium for performance, a mod for Discord-Minecraft link, and data-pack-driven technology for new features.
How can I join the server?	You can join using the IP snapshot.pandamium.eu on the latest version 24w39a.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Gift From God Minecraft Server

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Do you ever wonder if filters are actually a gift from the Minecraft gods themselves? Well, on our server, we believe they are! Join us and experience the magical world of filters like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a filter appears, leading you to a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and rare resources. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Filter King, a mysterious figure who roams the land granting wishes to those who can solve his riddles. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire base into a giant filter just for fun!

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with filters, treasures, and maybe even a little bit of magic, then join our server today. Who knows, you might just discover that filters really are a gift from the gods after all!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Now that CS is over Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, Blockchain, career advancement, coding, cybersecurity, data science, Digital Marketing, Entrepreneurship, freelance, future careers, Internet of Things, machine learning, Minecraft, online education, remote work, robotics, smp, Software Development, Technology, virtual reality

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Join us for a chance to become a professional llama whisperer or a professional block stacker.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or stand against their feathery tyranny?

So come on down to our server and discover the wacky and wild world that awaits you. Who knows, you might just become the next big thing in the world of Minecraft careers!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CarBlockerCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can park wherever you want without any crazy neighbors leaving notes on your car! Our server is all about freedom and fun, so come join us for a wild ride.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors or their home daycares. On our server, you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us and never have to deal with entitled homeowners demanding you move your virtual car again. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server – because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some creepers, but who’s counting?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the drama of real life parking wars behind. Who knows, you might even find your dream virtual home without any pesky neighbors to ruin the fun. See you in the game!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NormsNotForMe

Behavior, Beliefs, conformity, controversial, culture, customs, Etiquette, Individuality, Manners, nonconformity, norms, NormsNotForMe, peer pressure, Rebellion, social norm, societal expectations, society, tradition, unpopular, VALUES

Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring rules and norms? Come join our Minecraft server where we throw all social norms out the window! We have a strict “no pants” policy because who needs pants in a virtual world, am I right? Plus, our virtual currency is actually just stacks of diamonds because who needs boring old money when you can have shiny rocks instead? Join us for some wacky adventures and let your inner rebel shine!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PolyCraft: Where the crafting is more poly than a bad relationship!

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Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature
Map Start Date	6/26/2024
Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Katters and Qraftys structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, /trigger gotospawn, Treefeller, Graves

Joining Poly-Craft:

Apply to join here

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join Our Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join?	Poly-Craft is a mature server, so we prefer players over 18 years old.
What is greylisting?	Greylisting is a method of blocking unwanted traffic while still allowing legitimate users to access the server. You need to apply and be approved before full access is granted.
Can I use mods on the server?	We have specific data packs and mods enabled on the server. Additional mods must be approved by admins before use.
How active is the community?	We have a friendly and active community with regular events and discussions both in-game and on Discord.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Balt AusNZ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic banter sessions where we roast each other’s builds and laugh until our sides hurt. Our community is filled with meme lords and jokesters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing disco balls? We’ve got you covered.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged chickens who worshiped a potato god.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with banter, laughs, and the most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

””how did i end up like this” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with diamonds and emeralds, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Will you be brave enough to uncover its secrets?

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and live life on the edge of insanity? Come join us and see just how wild and wacky Minecraft can truly be!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyParentProhibitions

adult child, back rent, Car Insurance, car sharing, cell phone service, Communication Issues, consequences, CraftyParentProhibitions, expensive hobby, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, Larping, live Action Role Play, Parental authority, Rent, restrictions, strained relationship, student loans, subscriptions, Utilities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of larping like never before! Join us for epic battles and quests that will make you feel like a real-life warrior, all from the comfort of your own home (or parents’ basement, we don’t judge).

Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you about our player “Po.” They owe us $350 in back rent, but instead of paying up, they’re planning on larping with us next month. Can you believe the audacity? We might have to ban them from leaving the house if they don’t shape up!

But don’t worry, we have plenty of other players who are ready to take on the challenge. Join our server and experience the thrill of larping without the hefty price tag. Plus, who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a real-life drama like “Po.” So come on, join us and let’s larp our way to victory!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BucketListMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated dance-off with a creeper. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special quest system where you can embark on epic adventures to find the fabled diamond-encrusted potato or rescue a group of villagers from a horde of zombie chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most absurd gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll make for a great story).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4