Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dimension Hops: 8
Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
Herobrine Sightings: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Epic Quests Completed: 18
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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