Remember that time when you built a house out of dirt and thought it was the coolest thing ever? Or when you tried to tame a llama but ended up getting kicked in the face? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because on this server, cringe is our middle name.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and chaos. Build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or just chill in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where you have to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes while dodging angry llamas. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco.

So come on down to our server and embrace the cringe. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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