CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Emeralds Found:	3407
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Towns Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4136
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7079

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7698	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	7345
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5435
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ores Mined:	5301
Farms Harvested:	340	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crops Grown:	8852	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8209	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Emeralds Found:	3935
Players Killed by Monsters:	5584	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	525533	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6794
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7285	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Crops Grown:	9819	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7270	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Emeralds Found:	4333
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Animals Bred:	185
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Star Shards Collected:	64	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!