CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafting For Christ

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Crafting For Christ has a Survival Server. Our Survival Server offers the best of Vanilla Minecraft. Classic, vanilla survival for you and your friends to come to play on! For people who just want to play the game as it is.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	960652
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Primal lands

Pixelmon Reforged

Server IP: 23.230.3.61:25506

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Rusty Toenail

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Rusty Toenail is an Anarchy Minecraft server, with no rules whatsoever. Do anything you want, grief anyone you want, we DON’T care!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SlimeLab

Economy, Survival

A Taiwanese Minecraft server that started with the “Slimefun 4” technology plug-in! We hope to bring players a wonderful and humanized gaming experience.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Nationmc earth

247, action, Active, Casino, Chestshop, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Fun, Towny

NationMC is a custom Earth world designed to create townswithin nations around the globe! Invite your friends tocollaborate in a real world location navigating around the world!

Server IP: NationMC.net

Features:» /Help & /Menu (all custom features)» Earth Map» Towns & Nations» Land Claiming» Free Voter Ranks» Custom Enchants» Guns» Drugs» Vehicles» Casino» Marketplace» Chest Shops» Player Warps» Stackable Spawners» Random Teleport» Fishing Tournaments» Daily Rewards» Seasons» Quests» Skills» Custom Heads» Player Tags» Anti-cheat» Friendly staff» Hosted on the US East Coast

Server IP: NationMC.net

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/5HzfpX2kcM

Map: http://NationMC.live

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

UltraicMC

Survival, Vanilla

A semi-vanilla survival server that aims to be feel vanilla whilst still changing the experience and making multiplayer convenient. Doesn’t have pay-to-win, and never will. Free speech without toxicity. Come play! play.ultraic.space

We officially support Bedrock cross-play (19132) & 1.17-1.20 clients, though 1.8-1.16.5 still work. We have a server modpack that offers up to 2.5x more fps! Instructions for installation are at https://performance.ultraic.space/ .

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Baked Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

Baked Prison is a Non-OP prison server made for the community of people who prefer the classic feel of Prison Servers!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Wizard survival

Are you ready for an adventure like no other? Look no further than Wizard Survival! Our Minecraft server offers a unique and engaging experience with features such as skills, land protection, economy, PvP, custom shops, a mine in spawn that regenerates ores, challenges, custom enchantments, custom crafting recipes, auctions and rewards. With room for up to 150 players and running on Minecraft version 1.19.2, there’s never a dull moment. Our rules are simple: no hacking and no griefing. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the magic of Wizard Survival!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamhell

KitPvP, Survival

Dreamhell | KitPVP | AnarchyPvp | Survival

Dreamhell Network is a Pvp based community this server is owned and managed by epell9

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Items Found:	8365

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SourceMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anti-cheat – 100% uptime – no resets EVER We are a PVP, yet friendly survival server. Join today and join our growing community! I need people to help expand the spawn town! Trrnit will give loans out for the supply costs! We will need staff help later down the road, once we have a consistent player base. Our goal is to build a prospering town full of friendly people like you!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Stealzero

Box, Life

Welcome to StealZero, the ultimate Lifesteal Box Server in the world of Minecraft!

Are you ready to experience a gaming adventure like never before? StealZero is here to take your Minecraft gameplay to the next level, introducing a revolutionary concept that will change the way you approach combat and survival.

In StealZero, lifesteal is the name of the game. Prepare to unleash your inner warrior as you enter a realm where every hit counts, and every blow can mean the difference between life and death. Engage in intense battles with other players, where your skill, strategy, and timing determine your fate.

As you explore our immersive Minecraft server, you’ll discover a meticulously crafted world filled with stunning landscapes, treacherous dungeons, and challenging arenas. Collaborate with friends or go solo as you embark

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ProjectsMisol MC

Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Projects Misol server. Survival world, PVP and economy. Welcome to the Projects Misol server. Survival world, PVP and economy. Welcome to the Projects Misol server. Survival world, PVP and economy.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mines Excavated:	1962
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RedditMC

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Welcome to the RedditMC Minecraft network! This network has many different modes including survival, anarchy, creative, and minigames! The main gameplay server is survival which includes a land claim plugin to allow you to protect areas and shops so that you can use the in-game economy.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Suntown farms

Balanced Economy, Economy, Land Claim, PvE, smp, Survival

Suntown Farms is another survival game but with its own customization and creativity. We strive to provide a healthy gameplay where everyone is treated equal and to grow larger slowly with the help of our community.

We are a fresh server but the available gamemode we provide is:

– Survival (Land Claiming).

All claims are grief-protected and server rules are heavily imposed to keep a safe and happy environment.

Things to know before you join the server:

We do not allow gamebreaking farms. We wanted everyone to work hard or to depend of their own luck to get to the top of the leaderboards!

The in-game prices will be heavily adjusted from time to time to keep the economy running, to make players go all out in earning money, and to make trading active!

IP: www.suntown.farm

Bedrock Port: 19132.

Website: Under progress.Wiki: Under progress.Store: Under progress.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Save The World Server

Anarchy, PvP, Towny

This is a semi anarchy Towny minecraft server. Hacking is allowed. The rules are no lag machines and try to keep the chat chill.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.