CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ores Mined:	2788	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Play.WheatSMP.Com

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

37.10.106.146

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Alien Abductions:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

play.obsidianodyssey.net

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

morefun.apexmc.co

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

LegendFactions.lets.game:2011

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magic Items Found:	4510

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

mc.rank.lv

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

play.speedsteal.fun

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	2304
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

thevastMC.mcserver.us

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

play.valenmc.com

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	15
Magic Items Found:	2502	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

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us-03.hostmine.com.br:20129

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Emeralds Found:	3977
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

musecraft.me:50898

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

play.koffinetwork.xyz

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

play.azuryth.com:25050

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

play.pirate-mc.com

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

iceanarchy.org