CringeCraft: Looking Back on Life

awkward, cringe, cringe attack, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe factor, cringe fest, cringe overload, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy memories, CringeCraft, cringeworthy messages, cringeworthy texts, cringy moments, EMBARRASSMENT, hindsight, Life, Messaging, past mistakes, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the creepers are lit and the diamonds are flyin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, TALKING PIGS! They gave him the power to fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the land with an iron beak. Join his army and conquer the world, one cluck at a time.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good. See ya in the game, fam!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	65
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6786	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Potions Brewed:	166
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Potions Brewed:	78
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Emeralds Found:	1865	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchantments Applied:	163	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	55
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.