Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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