CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Towns Built:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	4562	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7536
Magic Items Found:	8543	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8525
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Towns Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.