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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3793 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs with your friends. Who needs a driving instructor when you can ride pigs and horses around the virtual world?
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about any 50-year-old instructors creeping on you on TikTok. Our moderators are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and will ban any players who make inappropriate comments about minors or lesbians.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Who needs driving lessons when you can drive a virtual minecart through a maze of tunnels? Let’s block and roll!