We got a community of players who understand what you’re going through and we’re here to support each other through all the BS.
Plus, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you’re in control and no immature dicks can mess with you. So come join us and let’s escape reality together in the most epic way possible!
Reasons to join our server: 1. No family drama – only blocky fun! 2. Build your dream wedding venue with pixelated perfection. 3. Invite all your Minecraft friends without worrying about seating arrangements. 4. No need to argue with your dad about who to invite – just invite your virtual friends instead! 5. Experience the joy of eloping in a world where the only pressure is to build the best castle.
So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a big wedding when you can have a Minecraft elopement with all your blocky buddies? Let’s mine, build, and craft our way to happily ever after!
Join our server if you were a bully as a kid and want to make up for your past sins. We believe in redemption through building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Plus, we have a special therapy session every week where we talk about our past bullying experiences and how we can be better players in the Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of players who go around pranking other players in the most hilarious ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to creating a giant statue of a potato, the Blocky Bandits are always up to no good.
So come join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft adventure! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you fall off your blocky throne. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
Join us and experience a world where pigs ride on flying llamas, creepers breakdance instead of exploding, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal looking for a good time.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Touchy-Feely mod, where players can engage in epic battles using only hugs and high-fives. So, if you’ve ever wondered what type of physical touch men like, look no further than our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
