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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5421 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 68 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!