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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9172 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2919 |
Potions Brewed: | 125 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2308 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!