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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2395 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1610 |
Crops Grown: | 9000 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!