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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4918 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!